God Hates Shrimp

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June 25, 2012

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God Hates Shrimp
Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord… Why stop at protesting gay marriage?

Tags: religion homosexuality Bible Leviticus parody lgbt Biblical literalism Biblical interpretation

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