Public Policy Polling — unofficial motto: “Pay Attention to Us!” — finds that 44% of Americans believe Santa is a Democrat, 28% say he is a Republican, while the remainder are annoyed that they can no longer distinguish between crank calls and PPP surveys.
-reported on Comedy Central’s blog. It is a real poll though, reported elsewhere. Wouldn’t Santa be more of a communist? He goes around in his red suit distributing the products of a collective factory and giving them away with no regard for the market?